Indefinition - 13

slowlights, n. Real-time test-match footage, as shown on Day 5, to fill broadcast schedule in light of humiliating defeat.

Answer to Ashes-related Question of the day

A 'faece-wipe', surely?

Ashes-related Question of the day

"What's the collective noun for a collection of shit-eating grins?"

- Jack Sandham, again.

My (American) girlfriend, on The Ashes

"So, which teams are playing today?"

The Duckworth Lewis Method

... is now the name of a band.

Their eponymous album will be out on Monday, July 6th. Until then, you can listen to the whole lot here - free and legaleasy.

The problem with football

Yes:


Cool:


Fuck off:

Dubious duos

This comment about Ian Bell:

"Bell had a reputation as the best nets batsman in the England set-up."

Reminds me of this great line from Bull Durham:

"Two hundred and forty-seven homers in the minor leagues would be a kind of dubious honour."