Top 25 'Merchant Bankers'

This from Bloomberg (home of news for grown-ups):

1. KIKUKO TAKENOSHITA
2. MATTHEW WANK
3. CHRISTOPHER FISTER
4. GUSTAVO CUNTO
5. ROSEMARY NOBBE
6. CHETAN DIKSHIT
7. DARIO DIKLIC
8. EDWARD TITTMAN
9. DIANE BEAVER
10. DAVID MORON
11. FABIENNE CRETIN
12. DONNA BUMGARDNER
14. GINGER SEAMAN
15. KAREN ARSOLA
16. LUDGER POOS
17. ANDREW SHAFTER
18. FUKKY TANTANG
19. WAN KIM
20. ALEXANDRA SUKMAWATI
21. WING MAN
22. DOROTHY CHUNDA
23. DIK BLEWITT
24. JOHN KOKKINIAS
25. ROSS SMELLIE

My mate Paul says this list is defo real: he knows number 4. Also: "Personally I like number 24 as it took me a second to work it out."

Personally, I don't see how you can beat 'Christopher Fister'. But each to his own.

[Thanks to PC]