Wednesday 1 July 2009

Tanzanite Hour

I've just tuned in to Netplay TV, only to discover that Tanzanite Hour is not Africa's answer to PMQs.

What it is however, is a shitty jewellery programme [ambiguous adjectives + p&p incl.], featuring an Oscar-winning performance from the actress (or whatever you'd call her) tasked with flogging this sub-Ratner trash.

Seriously, for the ability to riff endlessly and with little-to-no understanding of the topic at hand, these shopping-channel lasses knock spots off Gordon Brown. Do they know there'll be seats up for grabs in the next Parliament?

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