A successful days' writing

is when you've cunningly sneaked a reference to Porkins into your novel.

Thought for the day

Hindsight is Twenty20, and I much prefer a good Test.

Prospective title for my autobiography

"It was the operas wot done it."

- D S Hilton

Thought for the day

"I think, actually, that I'm right about almost everythying."

- DS Hilton