1. Five-year-old boy to other child's grandmother: "So, what kind of car do YOU drive?"
2. Confused little girl to mother: "Happy Thanksgiving!"
3. "I'm looking for a boy, his name is Benjamin, I call him Ben WHERE IS HE?!"
4. Crazy Obese Lady wearing a crop top and plastic bags on her hands: "Has my copy of House Beautiful arrived yet?"
Patron Names of the Week: Marisa Flomp & Randy Paradise
(Courtesy of Mrs. Dee Dee Cusack.)
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