... for using the word 'wazz', and in The Sunday Times, too.
I never thought she was the next Hemingway, but seriously. There are ways of demonstrating the common touch without ending up sounding like a Division 2* striker on his night out.
It's 'whizz', people - 'take a whizz'. As in, The first thing I do on a Sunday is flick through to Caitlin Moran's column, and then take a whizz on it.
* Div. 4, in the old money.