But the Ministry of Defence clearly hasn't seen Independence Day, or Mars Attacks, or that 50s movie when Martians disguise themselves as cabbages and take over the world:
Dozens of residents claimed to have seen bright flashing spheres is the skies near Louth, Lincolnshire, where a 290ft turbine was mangled in a mystery collision.I'm off to Tesco's to stockpile tins of baked beans (add a little cajun spice for a nice kick), which I will then throw at the aliens if they try and launch a land invasion.
One woman said she saw the an object fly towards the wind farm, while others described the lights as being linked by "tentacles", leading locals to dub it the octopus UFO.
Robert Palmer, chairman of East Lindsey District Council, was among the dozens of people who reported seeing strange lights in the sky in the evening before the incident. Another witness, John Harrison, described looking at the farm out of his window and seeing "a massive ball of light with tentacles going right down to the ground".
The Ministry of Defence said that it did not investigae [sic] UFO sightings unless there was evidence of a potential threat to the UK.
My fellow amnesiac is currently embroiled in advanced weapons training at Her Majesty's expense (cue jokes), so I'll leave it to him to die first in a blaze of glory.
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