That said, I can't help but feel he's a little hard on Beyoncé's 'If I Were A Man' (nice use of the conditional there):
"Roll out of bed in the morning / And throw on what I wanted / And go drink beer with the guys... I would turn off my phone / Tell everyone its broken / So they think that I was sleeping alone..."... is a perfectly reasonable reflection of the male half of the species. Or at least a decent summary of their aspirations.
[Thanks to KJW.
NB I do not read MSN sites...]