Are wood pigeons red devils?

At 7am this morning, I was lying under my Arsenal sheets, listening to the incessant coos of a pair of wood pigeons that reside in the tree outside my window.

As I listened, I couldn't help noticing that their coos sounded exactly like that moronic chant you hear at Old Trafford: "U-ni-ted. U-ni-ted."

So, does this mean that all wood pigeons are Man Utd fans? Let's put it this way: They're certainly dim enough.