"I was put in a CS gas chamber on Saturday. (And it turned my boogers black.)"I bet I just nodded, too, as if these were perfectly normal things to say.
"Masturbatory self-reference is all very well, but you should stop short of getting it in your own eye."
Thursday 2 April 2009
What I have to deal with
Flipping through my notes, I just found these quotes (verbatim) from my fellow amnesiac, delivered in a Whitehall pub on Monday as we sunk a brace of Guinness following a failed attempt to get our pictures taken with pictures of Amis and Hitchens:
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