Shamefacebook

Blogs like this one are bad enough, but Facebook has made every self-obsessed oik think that all their shit (not to mention their shit-covered dirty laundry) is worth washing in public.

In some cases, literally. I woke up this morning to discover that someone I used to know in America has the runs.

I've been racking my brains, but I cannot think of one good reason why I'd want to know this. I also can't think of one good reason why she would think I would want to know this. Although, I promise, if there are any other squit-related status updates, I will post them here. My money's on, "...is still shooting out of both ends. Her shitter is blocked to the brim and she's now squitting into her boyfriend's baseball glove."