1 bride with a monster underbite
9 fur coats in as many sq. feet
5 groomsmen all with matching haircuts and mismatching ties
1 Good Friday crucifixion dirge
and
The Battle Hymn of the Republic.
Fee: £50* - Glory, glory, hallelujah!
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*As Woody Allen might have said, 'I'm not sure I've got fifty quid. Would you let me in for a tenner?'
Tuesday, 3 February 2009
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