Friday Joke

A teacher is instructing her primary 2 class, and she's telling them that the word of the day is 'contagious.'

She asks if anyone can use this word in a sentence, and several students raise their hands. "Carl," she says. Carl says, "My dad told me to stay away from kids with mumps because they're contagious." "Very good," says the teacher.

Then she picks Suzie, who says, "My granny says there is a bug going round and it is contagious." The teacher says, "Excellent, Suzie!"

Then she notices that little Johnny has his hand up at the back of the class. "Yes, Johnny?" Johnny says, "The other day, I was speaking to my Dad who had hired a fella to paint the fence. He arrived with a tiny little 4cm paintbrush, and he was going in tiny little strokes up and down the fence, and my dad says to me, 'Jesus, it's gonna take that contagious to finish that fence.'

[Thanks to JB]