Crime update

Hot Dogs Spark Bomb Scare Outside Philadelphia Ballpark

The wrapping that made them so suspicious was so the team mascot, the Phillie Phanatic, could fire them from a hot-dog launcher. (Fox News)

I always knew that Phanatic was suspicious. See:
Exhibit A
Exhibit B
Exhibit C
And millions of other disturbing exhibits like this

For the record, here I am at Citizen's Bank Park enjoying a hot-dog launched from the Phanatic's hot-dog launcher:


And here I am about to make a citizen's arrest of two major terrorist criminals dressed as die-hard Phillies fans (of course, this was in Phiadelphia, so I was roundly booed for my heroic crimestopping efforts):