Sunday, 28 September 2008

Seffricanisms: 1

Herewith, some highlights from the South African Broadcasting Corporation's (tragically ficational) pronunciation style-book.

Beds - doves, vultures, etc.
Feather - implies distance ('Kep Town is feather than Johannesbeg')
Phlegm - the hot part at the end of a candle
Piss - as aymbolised by white doves
Weaner - 'the weaner takes all'
Wekkas - they do the wek

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