Seffricanisms: 2

Extracts from the best-selling Afrikaner Lexicon of I Are Is Computing.

Monitor - Keeping an eye on the braai
Hard drive - Trip back home without any cold beer
Byte - What mosquitoes do
Mega-byte - What mosquitoes at the lake do
Micro chip - What's left in the bag after you have eaten the chips
Dot Matrix - Oom Jan Matrix's wife
Mainframe - What holds the shed up
Web-site - The shed (or under the verandah)
Upgrade - A steep hill
Network - When you have to repair your fishing net
Internet - Complicated fish net repair method
Netscape - When fish maneuvers out of reach of net