Suckers (or not)

The burgeoning American 'purity movement' (read: 'army of miserable dried-up menopausal shrew spinsters') is teaching girls it's OK not to kiss their boyfriends before they tie the knot.

My 'heart'-felt sympathies to the young men of the Midwest, of course. But I do think they might ask themselves, if

"young women like Lauren are no great rarity in the United States these days"

then what's so special about a girl who's taken the pledge?