Confessions of a blue-eyed white dude

"This crisis was fostered and boosted by irrational behaviour of some people that are white, blue-eyed."

For the record, Señor Lula, I was nowhere near the crime scene on the day the bubble burst and the pyramid collapsed and the turn downed and the depression set-in and the wankers hung themselves from the shower rod and all the rest of that shit.

Plus, I have an alibi. I was taking Smytho's bird out for a curry. Check my credit card statements.