Am recovering on a Sunday night by gawping goggle-eyed at Lewis on ITV with the fam. Can't help enjoying the fact that an ambitious "freelance" (plagiarist) theatre critic for a leading Oxford newspaper has just been brutally murdered.
Great publicity, I reckon. Should you require my strangulation services, I'm free on Tuesday night. Get in touch.
p.s. Bring your own string.
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