Paul's Bowel Diary

After a long weekend on military rations and no sleep, my mate Paul not only seems to be having trouble with his inward parts, but also with discerning what levels of information should (and shouldn't) be shared with one's friends. I quote:

1228hrs
Movements: 3, by midday
Average size: 3x normal (all of them)
Notes: at a push, could probably go again

1521hrs
Movements: 4
Average size: 3x 3x normal (all of them), 1x normal

At time of writing Paul was once again leaving his desk (a 'bowel movement', in fact), having already posted warning that this event might be 'smaller'.

[Thanks to PC]