"I'm going to fucking kill myself!" shouted the new admission. "I'm going to fucking kill myself!"- Kinky Friedman, Steppin' On A Rainbow
"You'll do nothing of the sort," said the shrink calmly. "I want you to take your meds and relax, and this afternoon we have a wonderful treat. The circus is in town and Bozo the Clown is coming by to give us a special matinee show. You just watch Bozo the Clown for a little while and, believe me, your heart will feel considerably lighter."
"Doctor," said the man. "I am Bozo the Clown."
Monday, 2 March 2009
Re: A joke from our sponsor
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As Bozo The Clown would no doubt tell you, there are only about three jokes in all the world.
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